Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...