Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...