The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...