What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...