Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...