Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...