Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!