Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...