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Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
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One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
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Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
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