“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!