Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...