Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...