Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...