I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...