NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...