Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...