Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...