To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...