Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...