No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...