Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...