Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...