Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...