Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.