One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...