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One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Blondes change a lightbulb
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Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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10 things men know
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The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
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A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...