George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...