Very stupid musician
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Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...