Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...