Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...