Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
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Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
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womens monthly pain
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3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...