What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.