The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...