Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...