yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...