How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...