Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...