For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...