Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!