Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...