On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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Accountant in Heaven
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A Perfect Woman Is…
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Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
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George Carlin funnies!
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No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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