Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...