Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...