Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.