Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.