Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...