ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...