Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...