Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...