Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...