Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...