Wife isn’t in the car
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What type of tracks?
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Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Emersom
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Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...