How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...