Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...