AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...