Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...